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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mister-slug
grawly

do you think charles martinet has ever said the word “Fuck” in his mario voice? not necessarily on the record of course but as like a gag at a party “hey charlie say ‘fuck’ like Mario” and he’d just do it

grawly

image

oh thank goodness

snowradish

The “Go on Mario, say fuck” comic is canon

skullivan

why would you need charles martinet to say fuck in the mario voice when he’s already said the most iconic quote in mario history

Source: grawly
mister-slug
gotitforcheap

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

marimopet

what does this say in english

merinnan

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

myangelofthelord

ok so what does it say in american

merinnan

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

carryonmy-assbutt

thank you

you-or-your-memory

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

flubz

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

operationsc

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language